We'll have tea later, because I came to get laid. When do we start?

If you're thinking of getting a girlfriend, let me remind you what you're giving up

Do you wake up and you have her sitting on your face? What's your action? 🤔

I've been an adult for a long time, so massage me through my anus

She gave a blowjob, not a report. You don't hire a fucking secretary

You brought me to orgasm and down my throat - and you didn't forget to give me 5 stars?

Why are you fucking that thing, bro? Who's gonna fuck me?

I cheat, but it's all for my boyfriend - he likes being a cuckold 👀

I asked my stepmom how to fuck a girl and she showed me 🫣

She was on her stepson's dick by accident, but she came on purpose

All I have to do is ask my brother to fuck me to orgasm

You okay in there? Is my boyfriend fucking you okay?

She's wearing an XS size miniskirt 😳 I knew right away it was a hint of sex 😏

It's not my fault I jerk off! Your father doesn't fuck me, and I want to orgasm

No condom, but the sperm's flowing. Fuck, it's like I'm knocked up

I thought I was different 🙄 I gave a stranger a laptop 🙄

How's that, sister? My dick is good enough to stick in you

Tongue-fucking is awesome, but more orgasms will be on the dick

My sister was so angry that I had to calm her down with my penis

"Sister, I've been watching some porn, why don't we try that?"

She's 18 now, and her boobs haven't grown, but she's the first to do porn

The four of us were quietly fucking on a trip, and then people burned us

Ouch, go easy on the fucking, or you'll break the bed (shit, I broke it 😏)

Swallow your dick all the way down, or I'll slap you in the cheeks 😈